This week the ladies are travelling to Bermuda. While getting prepared, Giselle struggles telling her mother that she and Kevin are not going to work. Like we didn't know THAT was going to happen. Robyn needs this vacation from her bad ass kids. Guess she should have separated and gave Juan 50% custody. But WHATEVER. Karen is moving into her new home upon return home to Potomac, except she is moving to Great Falls. She says it is none of the other ladies business so she won't be giving up that information just yet.
When they get to Bermuda the confusion starts. Whose trip is it anyway? Bitch! why does it matter! Do you really need a host? I think they are trying to create a story here where there is none. Once they get to the hotel they notice the gift baskets that Karen left in their rooms. Instead of being grateful, these bitches want to know why Charrisse's name isn't on the card. BECAUSE the bitch didn't buy them.
Charrisse is taking this time to get even with Karen and Eddy by upgrading her room. Apparently the previous night was her anniversary and she texted Eddy. He didn't reply. It's really sad. (I'm being nice) Monique and Ashley proceed to bucking Charrisse's head up about how she is the Grand Dame.
During their sunset dinner Giselle is shading the piss out of Monique. Looking for any desperate opportunity to insult Monique's intelligence. You jealous or nah? Karen arranged entertainment and a dinner under a large white tent. When the ladies comment on the heat after dancing, Charrisse insists if she had been included there would have been a fan. Girl Bye. The producers obviously want this whole Karen vs. Charrisse beef to really happen. So Monique lets it be known that she was confused by the baskets. At past events she has been to the baskets are a gift from everyone hosting the event. Bitch this is not an event it is a vacation amongst bougie fake friends. Karen tells them how ungrateful they are and that they need to move on. Karen tells the ladies that she is moving when she returns to Potomac but she doesn't tell the ladies where. They all find that very odd. Charrisse then mentions how fun Giselle's girls would have had if they had come to Monique's daughter's party. Giselle informs her she was not invited. Monique nicely says she didn't want drama. Giselle then says she would not have come anyway. PETTY ASS BITCH!
The ladies go to see the loft that Charrisse is staying in. During, Karen secretly pulls both Giselle and Monique to the side to invite them to go sailing with the American Cup Japan Team. Neither of them know that the other is going. The next morning when they board the bus they are obviously upset about Karen's trickery. They decide to discuss the issues. Giselle says that the only reason Monique is on the show is because of her husband. Monique kindly reminds her that she is only on the show because of her EX-husband. Giselle says she is educated so that must make her more deserving of holding a seat on a REALITY SHOW. Bitch Bye. Giselle then says Monique carries her insecurities on her shoulders. Girl where, when, and why? Giselle is full of shit. Monique says what many of us have already said, that Giselle is jealous. They table this conversation and proceed to the excursion. When they see the obstacle course over water they are about to attempt Monique gets scared. Giselle finds it in her heart to console Monique, even patting her knee comfortingly. After it was all said and done it ended in a hug and no beef for the rest of the episode.
Meanwhile Charrisse has arranged jet skiing for Robyn and Ashley. They all had a good time but were extremely bothered by Karen's secret attempt to reconcile Monique and Giselle. I do not know why it bothered them so much. Ashley confides in Charrisse and Robyn about her problems with Michael. I think that their time together actually mended the wound they had created in the past couple of episodes.
Charrisse plans a dinner for the girls. While they are getting ready, Ashley, Robyn, and Charrisse dog Karen for not telling or including them in her plans. It was supposed to be Charrisse day and she split up the group. So Ashley tells Robyn since she is so good at ambushing people maybe she should go to Karen's room and tell her about herself. So that is exactly what she does. When Robyn gets there she tells Karen that they felt left out. Karen tells her that she didn't think it would work if she would have told everyone before hand. The girls had a good time and it all worked out. But, that was not good enough for Robyn so she continues to tell Karen how unhappy she is with her as she walks out of the door.
Karen is left alone with her crew to get dressed with a hot mic on. Karen is mad and blames Charrisse for sending Robyn with that bullshit. Karen says that Charrisse has her fucked up and even though they both spend their husbands money at least she isn't fucking the fireman. There might be some photos to prove that their is a fireman. We first heard about this fireman when Giselle told Andy during What What Happens Live. All I know as I am on Karen's side this episode. But, I am wondering what is going on with her living situation and why she is so secretive about it. Hmm, maybe they are more upper middle than upper upper.